The reports of my extinction are greatly exaggerated.
I get it. "Field trip", eh? Pictures of "wildlife", eh? [nudge, nudge, wink, wink]. Say no more.
damn you schad. you've made me realize the state of florida resembles a penis with ejaculate (the keys) dripping off of it.either that, or i've been watching too much porn.regardless, i need to go scrub my brain.
You just got that now?You haven't been watching enough porn.
stop by. i have kittens.
you're not down here looking for IBWOs, are you? just wondering.
How could he be? They're extinct.
i try not to think of geography that way.
twf: i had to have that florida/penis thingy pointed out ot me, and i've lived here for, like, ever. you, though, are the first i've heard equating the keys with ejaculate.damn your eyes! i used to lovevisiting key west.schad:waiting for godot... looking for ibwos...
frankly, i think that observation fits the character of key west rather well.
i have to admit, the last time i was down there all the shops were filled with ballcaps and t-shirts and mugs, all bearing slogans about raincoats and rubbers.
Schad--there was indeed some of the "wildlife" of which you speak, but alas, no pictures.Hipparchia--I'm all catted up right now, thanks. If I want more cats, I'm going to have to get a bigger house. And no--I wasn't looking for ivorybills, although, as you know, Florida has stolen the ivorybill spotlight from Arkansas. I was helping out on a marine biology field trip.Twiff--you're spot on about Key West. If it weren't for the fantastic Cuban food, nifty museums, beautiful views, copious beer, and great beaches, it would be nothing but crappy, overpriced souvenier stands full of obscene, gay-themed t-shirts (Example: "Ass--the other Vagina." Saw that one on a guy, so I assume it was gay-themed. Maybe not, I guess).
now you have to post about that trip. with photos.
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